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Welcome to #%#.arebitches.com
However you got here, whoever sent you here, welcome, regardless.
In light of the fact that I use this site for JUST about anything (alternately everything on every second Sunday), I warn you now, there might be objectional, obscene, offensive, lude, lascivious, sexist, racist, humiliating, degrading, dishonourable, disgusting, plagiaristic, disturbing, distasteful, (sorry if I'm missing a few, send them to me at m0r7u71715) and downright funny things on this website. As such, I ask that you please, only enter if you are of age and such things are not illegal in your location of current residence (where your butt is located right now).
I also ask that you not pick too terribly on my site, I know it sucks, I'm completely ok with that, it's entertaining to write, now that I have a working WYSIWYG editor, vice code editing in a text editor (yes, ladies, I can, at roughly 68 words a minute). Just be thankful it's not the Japanese Seizure Robots.
I can think of much worse things than the above graphic too... props to whomever generated that little image (by the way, it changes once in a while, also by hand *sighs*).
If you've found your way to this site in error, well, there might be something wrong with you and/or your web-browser, or friends, spouse, co-worker(s), etc.. I'd check the settings, and possibly beat your head against your computer, see if it fixes one or the other. If you meant to get here, please click below to continue on into oblivion (I can keep this typing thing up for days).